Lyrics - Paid Programming by That Dog

Paid programming helps me sleep at night, tucked in bed so tight.
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, cures me of my fright.
I'd like to see
Cher doing her hair on the air.
And
I'd like to see
Richard
Simmons dealing a meal and helping to heal.
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, tucked in bed so tight.
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, cures me of my fright.
I'd like a
Strawberry
Whip
De-lite to give me pleasant dreams at night.
And
I'd like to see the vaccuuming haircut machine going mainstream.
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, tucked in bed so tight.
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, cures me of my fright.

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