Lyrics - A Taste Of Aggro by Barron Knights

There must be something new to do
The dentist's kengo, and have a little
Aggro'
Cause he can take it out on you..
Aahhhhh....(
Open wider please)
Aahhhhhhhhh....(
And a little wider)
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh....(
This won't hurt)
AAAHHHarghhhhhh...(
Much)(
To the tune of "
Rivers of
Babylon":)
There's a dentist in
Birmingham, he fixed my crown
And as
I slept, he filled my mouth with iron
He said "
Rinse out your mouth, with the medication spit it out
In the receptacle by your side, on the right"(
Gurgle)
NO!
The
RIGHT!(
Gurgle, spit)(
Original song:)
No-one would listen to the smurfs in prison
So they jumped over the wall
But policemen saw them, he chased them
Caught them, this is what he asked them all:(
To the tune of "
The
Smurf
Song":)"
Where are you all coming from?"
We're from
Dartmoor, on the run"
How did you work out your route?"
We followed the arrows on our suit"
What were you in
Dartmoor for?"
We borrowed a safe from the bank next door"and why do you all talk this way?"
Cause we're from
Ketford,aren't we?
Uh!
Laaalaaaa (etc...)(
To the tune of "
Matchstalk men":)
With big rosettes and coloured scarves
They go to cheer their favourite stars
They all look forward to their
Saturday's
There's one young lad walks down our street
With
Bovver
Boots upon his feet
And an aerosol can of paint he freely sprays
And he painted
Grandad's
Bike and next door's cats and dogs
He sprayed a couple on the corner of the street, they were having a snog
He fell down on his can, and his aerosol wen't 'bang'
And all they found was a flat cap and his gloves(
To the tune of "
The
Smurf
Song":)
Lala lalalalaaaa
Lala lalalalaaaaa etc....

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