Lyrics - Tiger Woods by Bern Dan

I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sirand on my really good daysthey swell to the size of small dogsmy balls are as big as small dogswell it ain't braggin' if it's trueyes sir, yes sir
Muhammad
Ali said thatback when he was a young manback when he was cassius claybefore he fought too many fightsand left his brain inside the ringand sometimes
I wish
I was
Tiger
Woods
Tiger
Woods,
Tiger
Woods
Yeah
I got a friend whose goal in lifewas to one day go down on
Madonnathat's all he wanted, that was all,to one day go down on
Madonnaand when my friend was 34, he got his wish in
Rome one night
He got to go down on
Madonna
In
Rome on night in some hoteland ever since he's been depressedhis life is shit from here on inand all our friends just shake their headsand say too soon, too soon, too soonhe went down on
Madonna too soontoo young, too young, too soon, too soonand it ain't braggin if it's trueyes sir, yes sirno it ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad
Ali said thatback when he was a young manback when he was cassius claybefore he fought too many fightsand left his brain inside the ringand sometimes
I wish
I was
Tiger
Woods
Tiger
Woods,
Tiger
Woods
If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you, it just means they're ignoring youhow can you knowhow can you knowwhich is which, who's doin' what
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you baby
Do you like me or are you ignoring me
Do you like me or are you ignoring me
And all you need to do that
Is one big pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine
But even though my balls are big
Sometimes
I wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on a tractor
Big as the golden arches
Big as the golden gate bridge
Big as the state of
Kansas
Big as
Mars and
Jupiter
Big as the swing of
Tiger
Woods
Tiger
Woods,
Tiger
Woods
Tiger
Woods,
Tiger
Woods

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