Lyrics - B M F Main Theme by Black Market Farts

Performed by
Black
Market
Farts (
B.
M.
F.)(
Hema
Stulberg,
John
Bidochka,
Rory
Mitchell,
Gil
Beck,
Col
Reid)
Written by
B.
M.
F.(c) 1990
Crappy
Music--------------------------
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to
The most popular
B.
M.
F. concert
Tonight, twinkling his ivories and playing keyboards
Is
Rory "
Mr.
Casio"
Mitchell
And on the flaming aqua-blue guitar
Is
Sonya's
Gil
Beck, the sewer's friend
Enjoy the show
CHORUS:
B.
M.
F.
B.
M.
F.
B.
M.
F.
B.
M.
F.
Beating the largest instrument, and skin
Is
J-
Yawn
Bi-di-bi-di.....that
Ukrainian kid
And on the four-stringed thing that nobody likes
Is
Col "
Sodhed" "
Mr.
Colin" "
Clo"
Reid
CHORUSAnd finally tonight, on the screaming
Is me:
Mister
Asshole
CHORUSTHE
END

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