Lyrics - Yellow Fever by Bloodhound Gang

Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let me take you back to the day that
I met my
China girl
When
I landed a '
Pam' like on the
San
Fran
Real
World
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
I'd never been to
Asia
Minor but
I was gonna
Bangkok
Like
Kristy
Yamaguchi
I had to break the ice
Should
I talk about
Mothra
M*
A*
S*
H or shrimp-fried rice?
I was sharp as a
Chinese star but it's a line
I threw
Just thirty seconds over
Tokyo and this
Johnny would
Woo
I took a shot like
Jeanette
Lee put on my moves like
Bruce
Lee
I told he every
Soon
Yi needs a little
Woody
She said for all the tea in
China my vagina's not free
But my love will linger longer than the
Ming
Dynasty
I said
I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country
She was made in
Taiwan
I said
I'm
O.
K. with that
Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat
Chinky chinky bang bang
I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang
I know you love me too
In
Japan the hand is used as a knife
In
Japan a man's wife's hand job than can cost him his life
But now this
Captain
Kirk has his own
Sulu
I'll shampoo her
Foo
Man
Chu with
Lo
Hung
Wang
Goo
Cause
I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new
Kawasaki
Oh me chinky she's so kinky got me hot like
Nagasaki
Burnin' up like
Napalm burstin' like an
A-bomb
I think
I got that jungle fever but
I caught it in '
Nam
She's like an oriental rug cause
I lay her where
I please
Then
I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees
I'm a diving
Kamikaze eating out
Chinese
First
I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi
She'll be screaming like
Godzilla and kickin' like
Jackie
Chan
I'll get her redder than
China wetter than the
Sea of
Japan
Like the
Chinese
New
Year she's gonna see fireworks
Now be a good chinky and press
Jimmy's shirts
Chinky chinky bang bang
I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang
I know you love me too
Sing chinky sing
One more time
Chinky chinky bang bang
I know you love me too
Chinky chinky bang bang chinky bang
Chinky chinky bang biddily biddily biddily bang

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