Lyrics - You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk by Bloodhound Gang

ONE
NIGHT
ME
AND
THE
CREW
HIT
THE
ROAD
ON
A
MISSIONTO
SLURP
FREE
BREW
AND
GO
FUZZY
FLOUNDER
FISHIN'
KAYJEES
ON
THE
HI-
FI
AND
THE
KEG
WAS
BOTTOMLESSUNTIL
WE
BROUGHT
SKIP
O'
POT2
MUSAND
DADDY'
S
GONNA
GET
SOME
PROBABLY
UNDERAGE
ANDDUMBAND
EVERYBODY
KNOWS
THAT
THE
DADDY
EATS
HIS
YOUNGLUPUS
IN
THE
LAVATORY
MAKING
A
BIG
STINKMACING
UP
THE
TOILET
SEAT
AND
POOPING
IN
THE
SINKM.
S.
G.¼
S
TANKED
UP
AND
WIZZIN'
IN
A
CUPWAITING
FOR
A
SPRINKLE
GENIE
TO
COME
AND
DRINK
IT
UPCAUSE
I'
M
THE
ONE
BOTTLE
WILLY
WITH
THE 12
HORSE
ALEAFTER
THAT
I
GET
SILLY
LIKE
SOUPY
SALESNOW
IT'
S
MIDNIGHT
AND
I'
M
COMPLETELY
BOOFY
BLITZEDA
SIX
OF
SHLITZ
AND
THE
JEW
BREW
MANISCHEWITZWITH
MY
BEER-
TINTED
GLASSES
I'
M
READY
TO
BITTY
BATTLEI'
M
HUNGRY
LIKE
THE
WOLF
BUT
I'
LL
END
UP
TENDING
CATTLECAUSE
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK)
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK)
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK)
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
AND
I'
M
PRETTY
FUCKIN'
DRUNK)
HERE
SHE
COMES,
A
FUNKY
FRIED
CUTIEMR.
JIMMY
POP
ALI
IS
GONNA
GET
SOME
BOOTYCAUSE
I'
M
MR.
MCFEELIE
WITH
A
SPEEDY
DELIVERYYOU'
D
THINK
I
WAS
A
DITCH
THE
WAY
THIS
CHICK
WAS
DIGGIN'
MEBUT
MAYBE
I
SHOULD
CHECK
AND
SEE
IF
THIS
IS
WHERE
I
WANNABEHEY
LUPUS
IS
SHE
CUTE?
YEA
FOR
A
PYGMIEAW!
WHAT
DO
YOU
KNOW?
YOU'
RE
PROBABLY
GOING
HOMEALONEAND
IT
WOULDN'
T
BE
THE
FIRST
TIME
THAT
I
GAVE
A
DOG
A
BONEPLUS
BEAUTY,
IT'
S
ONLY
SKIN
DEEPIT'
S
IN
THE
EYE
OF
THE
BEHOLDER
AND
MY
BEHOLDER'
S
ABOUTTO
TWEAKI
COULD
TAP
THAT
BARREL,
IN
FACT
I
KNOW
I
CANIT'
S
A
M?
NAG?
A
TROIS
YOU
AND
ME
AND
HEINEKENCAUSE
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK)
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK)
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK)
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
AND
I'
M
PRETTY
FUCKIN'
DRUNK)
REGRETS
I'
VE
HAD
A
FEWFIRST
AND
FOREMOST
I'
D
LIKE
TO
MENTION
YOUFOR
THE
SAKE
OF
CONVERSATION
WE'
LL
CALL
YOU
THE
BRANDNEW
HEAVYYOUR
A
MIX
BETWEEN
AN
UGNAUT
AND
EUGENE
LEVYYOU
CAN
CALL
IT
BIG-
BONED,
I
PREFER
TO
CALL
IT
GUTYOUR
BUDDHA
YOUR
SHAMU
YOUR
JABBA
THE
FUCKIN'
HUTTYOU
HAD
HARPOON
SCARS
AND
YOUR
BOOBIES
WERE
HAIRYI
SMELT
TUNA
MELT
BUT
I
WASN¼
T
GONNA
WORRYIT
WAS 3
A.
M.
AND
I
WASN'
T
GETTIN'
SQUATSO
I
ROLLED
YOU
UP
IN
FLOUR
AND
AIMED
IT
FOR
THE
WET
SPOTI
WAS
BUTTERING
ROLLS
LIKE
A
SOUP
KITCHEN
CHRISTIANTHEN
IT
HIT
ME
SOMETHING
BIT
ME
WHILE
MY
LITTLE
ROD
WASFISHIN'
I
WAS
DEEP
SEA
FISHING
I
TOOK
A
FAT
CHANCEBUT
HOW
WAS
I
SUPPOSED
TO
KNOW
THAT
JABBERJAWS
LIVEDIN
YOUR
PANTSAT
THAT
JUNCTION
I
CAME
TO
REALIZETHAT
ONLY
FRANK
PURDUE
LIKES
THIGHS
THAT
SIZEFATTY
FATTY
BOOM
BA
LATTY
I
GOTTA
LAMENTTHAT
YOU
WERE
NOT
A
GIRL
YOU
WERE
AN
EXPERIMENTCAUSE
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK)
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK)
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK)
YOU'
RE
PRETTY
WHEN
I'
M
DRUNK(
AND
I'
M
PRETTY
FUCKIN'
DRUNK)

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