Lyrics - Restroom Door Said Gentlemen by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp

BOB
RIVERS
COMEDY
CORP -
THE
RESTROOM
DOOR
SAID "
GENTLEMEN"
The restroom door said "
Gentlemen," so
I just walked inside.
I took two scents and realized
I was taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
The restroom door said "
Gentlemen," it must have been a gag.
As soon as
I walked in there,
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace and sacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
What thing could
I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said "
Gentlemen," and
I would like to find,
The crummy little creep(?) who had the nerve to switch the sign.
Cause
I've got two black eyes and one high-heel up my behind.
Now
I can't sit with comfort and joy.
Boy, oh boy.
No,
I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

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