Lyrics - Wreck The Malls by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp

BOB
RIVERS
COMEDY
CORP -
WRECK
THE
MALLSWreck the malls this
Christmas season
Fa-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la;
Blow your cash for no good reason
Fa-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la;
Push your charge card to the limit
Fa-la-la,
La-la-la,
La-la-la;
Checkbook now has nothing in it.
Fa-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la;
Wreck the malls with my friend
Charlie
Fa-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la;
Drive to
K-
Mart on his holly
Fa-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la;
Tamper with their muzak system
Fa-la-la,
La-la-la,
La-la-la;
Trade something for
Twisted
Sister
Fa-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la.
Wreck the pet store, do some damage
Fa-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la;
Send the beagles on a rampage
Fa-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la;
Acting in an uncouth manner
Fa-la-la,
La-la-la,
La-la-la;
Drop your pants and moon at
Santa
Fa-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la.

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