Lyrics - Plastic Or Paper by Bobs

I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach
Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach
I had enough trouble picking out all this food
I can't stand decisions,
I think it's so rude
That you ask me if
I want
Plastic or
Paper
I don't know...just a bag!
PLASTIC
Oh, plastic sounds
OK, just put in a bag and let me go home
PAPER
Or, well, maybe paper's better...
I don't know how to make a decision about this...
Well, then the clerk, he says to me: "
Mr.
Consumer, please pause to reflect
The choice that you make can have a global effect
On lumberjacks and turtles, politicians and fish
Would you like a paper bag, is that your wish?
On the other hand
I offer a bag that won't leak
And besides, it's got handles!"
PLASTIC
Well,
OK, give me a plastic bag, make it a plastic one
PAPER
OOOOh, no, maybe
I'll have...
Maybe...
Maybe a
Paper
Bag!
Yeah, it's such a big decision,
I've got a bunch of a bananas and a bottle of bleach, and what am
I gonna put it in...?
PLASTIC
OR
PAPER
PLASTIC
OR
PAPER

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