Lyrics - Hook 'em Cow by Boiled In Lead

Down in
Dakota
County lives the
Hook '
Em
Cow
She's a looker, so we took her to the big pow-wow.
Come along and see her, say how-de-do and take a bow
Very glad to meet you she's the
Hook '
Em
Cow.
Hook '
Em
Cow, hear the song a-rattling
Hook '
Em
Cow, we're a-coming now
Hook '
Em
Cow, shooting like a
Gatling
Clear the street, you're going to meet the
Hook '
Em
Cow.
Now over at the pow-wow things were getting rough
All the kegs were fried, no-ones got enough.
Someone said "a burger," and though
I thought it murder
We were lookin' to be cookin' up the
Hook '
Em
Cow. (chorus)
Hook '
Em
Cow was lookin for a place to run
She's a ramblin' rovin' bovine with a
Gatling gun.
But
Old
Mac
Donald shot her,
Mr.
Rogers joined the slaughter
They were loppin' and a choppin' up the
Hook '
Em
Cow. (chorus)

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