Lyrics - Earth Girls Are Easy by Brown Julie

Is it true what they say about
Julie?
There she is, letÕs ask her.
Julie, did you really go out with an alien?
Uh huh
What was it like?
Real different
By the way, whereÕd you meet him?
I was nude sunbathing on my patio, and he was checking me out from his
UFOGuess he couldnÕt take it Ôcause he lost his cool, crash landed in my swimming poolooh neat
So he beams over too he starts licking his lips, stroking his antenna and wiggling his hips
IÕm no
Albert
Einstein but
IÕm not that dumb,
I know lust no matter what planet itÕs from
He said earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
Was he cute?
No way, definitely uncute
Total grossarama, slick as a slug, with a shake-and-bake complexion and eyes like a bug
Wavy on weird
I wanted outta there quick, he was a cross between
Flipper and
Alan
Thick
Ooh
I ran in the house,
I locked every lock,
I was not gonna party with some horny little
Spock
All of a sudden
I screamed in horror, he was groping my leg through the doggy door
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
I canÕt go on.
What happened next is just too personal to put in a pop song.
If itÕs that bad, you have to.
Promise you wonÕt tell?
Uh huh
His touch was a love drug,
I had to have more, the next thing
I knew
I had opened thedoor
Come in space monkey kiss me here, kiss me there, heÕs still disgusting but
I didnÕtcare
Give us more details
Oh how do
I describe it.
Well you know how a blender has 12 speeds?
Well when he got up to puree
I thought
I would die.
But when he put it on liquefy,
I wanted his baby.
Ohhhhh.
Oh yes, yes.
Is that your tongue.
One of them
That sure is a big piece of machinery youÕve got
I made it myself
Oh you space stud, you
ThereÕs no ride like this at
Disneyland, baby.
Oh synchronize, synchronize,
IÕm docking
Ohhhhhhh.
And to think we did all that without even touching.
Slow:
Now
IÕm back to my senses and heÕs light years away, if heÕs listening in space
I havesomething to say
I took the lock off the doggie door, so come back moon doggie when youÕre ready formore
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (sleazey)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (very easy)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)

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