Lyrics - Kidnap The Sandy Claws by Burton Tim

Performed by
Paul
Reubens.
Catherine
O'
Hara, and
Danny
Elfman
LOCK,
SHOCK,
AND
BARRELKidnap
Mr.
Sandy
Claws
LOCKI wanna do it
BARRELLet's draw straws
SHOCKjack said we should work together
Three of a kind
LOCK,
SHOCK,
AND
BARRELBirds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap the
Sandy
Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
SHOCKFirst, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
LOCKWait!
I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'
II butter him up
LOCK,
SHOCK,
AND
BARRELKidnap the
Sandy
Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
SHOCKThen
Mr.
Oogie
Boogie
Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'
II be so pleased,
I do declare
That he will cook him rare
LOCK,
SHOCK,
ANDBARRELWheeee
LOCKI say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy
Claws will be no more
SHOCKYou're so stupid, think nowlf we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then jack will beat us black and green
LOCK,
SHOCK,
ANDBARRELKidnap the
Sandy
Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad
LOCK
AND
SHOCKBecause
Mr.
Oogie
Boogie is the meanest guyaroundlf
I were on his
Boogie list,
I'd get out of town
BARRELHe'
II be so pleased by our success
That he'
II reward us too,
I bet
LOCK,
SHOCK,
ANDBARRELPerhaps he'
II make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!
We're his little henchmen and
We take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
SHOCKI wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
BARRELI'm not the dumb one
LOCKYou're no fun
SHOCKShut up
LOCKMake me
SHOCKI've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'
II see
We'
II send a present to his door
Upon there'
II be a note to read
Now, in the box we'
II wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside
BARRELAnd then we'
II have him
One, two, three
LOCK,
SHOCK,
AND
BARRELKidnap the
Sandy
Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the
Sandy
Claws, chop him into bits
Mr.
Oogie
Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the
Sandy
Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw away thekey

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