Lyrics - My Dead Cat by Butlers

I brought him home from the pet store that day
He smelled a little but
I didn't care, anyway
Put him in my room, next to my bed
He didn't move at all, kindof like he was dead(guitar)
After a week,
I figured it out:
I knew that he was dead
He didn't move at all or pur or meow (meow, meow, meow)
But
I loved him all the same, anyhow
Then
I looked in the box and
I found
The care manual:(spoken)
Care and feeding of your new dead cat:1.)
He doesn't need to eat2.)
He doesn't need any exercise3.)
Keep him in a cool place, preferably the freezer
My
Mom found him next to the frozen
Tater
Tots
She got the knife out from the carving rack
She brought it down (
CHOP) across his neck
When
I found out,
I was a nervous wreck
My mother...killed...my dead cat, my dead cat.

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