Lyrics - Sexist Pig by Could Be Worse

I was checking out this girl one day
Oh my god, what a sight to see
She asked me "
What the hell is your problem, kid, why the hell you keep staring at me?"
I guess
I'm sexist because
I think that she looks good
I'm just a sexist pig
I wish she understood
The way
I think
I was thinking about what
I should say
As
I stared at her beautiful face
So
I asked her, "
Hey baby, wanna have a good time."
So she sprayed me in the face with some mace
I guess
I'm sexist because that really gave me wood
I'm just a sexist pig
I wish she understood
The way
I think
You wouldn't understand
What's going on in my mind
Even if you did
You might not like what's there to find
You wouldn't understand it
Thats just the way god planned it
If girls were meant to know
I would of told you so
But since they don't
I guess
I won't
Tell you about the real way that
I feel
Even though that girl was so hot
She wasn't really worth the pain
I think the mace went right through my eye balls
Now its sinking into my brain
I should go to the hospital
I really wish
I could
I can't see out of both my eyes
I think she misunderstood
The way
I think

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