Lyrics - Funk 1 by Crash

The place:
Finland
The date:
December 22nd
The culprit: a little blue pen
If
I'd known
It would end like this,
I never would've asked for that cursedpen
It all started about a month ago
I was hanging out at some underground stationary store in
San
Francisco
It was there that
I first saw the pen
This was no ordinary pen, mind you, it had special powers
I knew
I had to have it
I begged and pleaded for the sake of sanity to own that pen
Finally,
Christmas morning came
I rushed downstairs, ripped through all the wrapping and all the packages
And finally, in one box,
I found the pen
When
I reached to grab it,
It started to glow a bright electric blue
And there,
I found the land of the blue killer whale
And
I was swept away, and
I've no way to get back home

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