Lyrics - Jussummen by Das Efx

Well
I’m the jibber jabber, jaw like shabba
Franks making thanks, operating like trapper
John m.d., yea, that’s what folks tell me
I plan on going far and be a star like marcus welby
So there, dear, uhum, you suit though
Yes,
I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like menudo
Or judo,
I kicks it,
I throws them when
I gamble
And when
I swings my thing,
I take a swing like mickey mantle
But um,
I got more flavors than a pack of now and laters
Beg your pardon, mr. keebler, but
I love vanilla wafers
See,
I got it going on ’cause of the songs that
I write
I got it going on ’cause my crew is nuff hype
Plus
I zitz em,
I zamz em,
I grams em like zorro
I shop at dagastino for a bag of stella dorro
Breadsticks, oh yes it’s the books plus three
Of my cousins, crazy drazy, ? (abe blitz and tea)? ’cause we’re(chorus)
Jussumen that’s on the mic...
Diggity yes, back up,
I just come like shaka
Zulu,
I pop like orville redenbacher
When
I’m proper,
I doobity dibble dabble wit my winnings
I drop a def jam as if my name was russell simmons
I’m funky, spunky,
I clock bread like wonder
I’ll jump up and flex , make you think
I’m jane fonda
I shiggity slam rito,
I’m layed back like tito
I good gots nuff wisdom like mama montigo, amigo
Se vente, yes
I can samba
I’m known like geraldo, shishi karamba
The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser
I got crazy smarts like that kid doogie howser
So cool out, purno,
I burn you no jive
I wickity wax that scalp just like alberto v.o. five
Diggity damn right half pint,
I taste great like bud lite
I’m well known like spike or walter kronkite
Cause we’re
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Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show
Thunder, thunder, thundercats, ho
Yep,
I got my moms,
I got my girl,
I got my friends
And they say some making dollars, in japan,
I’m making yenz
Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is william
I went and break a slut like donald trump can break a million
Or zillion,
I kills ’em,
I watches all my children
I’m hard as women, watch it silly stunt, just ask the pilgrims
I was strong from the get go,
I’m not lou ferringo
I never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimbo
Like cheeko,
I’m the man, yes indeed,
I got the smart, so
When
I take a stand, just take a seat like rosa arts
Some tomato, tomato, bolongna, bolongna
I use to fraggle rock ya but now
I fraggle zone ya
A loner,
I can’t swim,
I’m laughing in my hoodie
And
I get down and boogie, oogie, oogie
Cause we’re
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I’m like slick rick the ruler but
I’m cooler that a calvin
My mon’s name is june, my pops name is alvin
I’m not your kurt gowdie but
I’m outtie, sianara
So hit the road jack so
I can welcome back kotter
I flippity blast the ill shit,
I flips them when
I get them
I chills wit the books now mom paid out the rectum
No comp,
I stiggity stomp em all out like sash squash
I’m deep, no steep,
I’ll make you wanna join backwash (zoom)
I diggity drops a jam and now
I’m slamming like madonna
I gave a crewcut to sinead o’conner
Your honor,
I’m bad to the bone, word is born’cause me and mrs. jones, we got a thing going on
Yes
I am, my ? (gibitibibity)? bedroom will not end
To the diggity cows come home, take the gitney again’cause it’s crazy, so give it a rest toots, don’t you know me
I go from ten to two just like ivan roni’cause we’re
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