Lyrics - Methodist Coloring Book by Dead Milkmen

You've got a
Methodist coloring book
And you color really well
But don't color outside the lines
Or
God will send you to hell'
Cause
God hates war
And
God hates crime
But
He really hates people
Who color outside the lines
You've got a
Methodist coloring book
Don't color outside the lines'
Cause if
God doesn't strike you with lightning
He'll at least make you go blind
Good people get sent to the attic
Bad people will roast in the cellar
But there's a special kind of hell
For those who just won't learn to color
God is gracious,
God is good
Let us color in his book
God wears cotton,
God wears rayon
He can mend a broken crayon
God is honest,
He don't take payola
Let's all thank him for our
Crayolas
You've got a
Methodist coloring book...--------------------------------------------------------

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