Lyrics - Moron by Dead Milkmen

Moron (
Dead
Milkmen)
Performed
By
Dead
Milkmen
Eat
Your
Paisley
Album
Hangin' out in the comode
Listening to
Depeche
Mode
You look like some kind of toad
Why are you a moron?
Got a skateboard "gnarly rad"
With money from you mom and dad
Take a bath cause you smell bad
Why are you a moron?
Walkin' down old south street
Say "
Hello" to the kids you meet
If knowing you is such a treat
Why are you a moron?
Got kicked out of public school
Make a waste of our gene pool
Face it asshole you're a fool
Why are you a moron?"
I'm staring at a wall going nothing at all
Gotta get outta here
I could use some beer
Wish
I could get some beer
I could use some beer tonight"
In and out of trendy clubs
With a pair of day-glo gloves
You're the only one you love
Why are you a moron?
Tell use you got something to say
Then bore us with your anarchy
We just wish you'd go away
Why are you a moron?
A trendy losers what you are
It's your scene are you're the czar
I'd like to see you covered with tar
Why are you a moron?
Creeps like you should be wiped out
You've got a face just like a trout
Listen to everybody shout
Why are you a moron?"
I'm following the trend 'cause
I wannahave some friends.
I want to be somebody.
Don't wanna be a 'nobody'.
I wanna bewith someone tonight."
I swear that you are
Hitler's clone
Spread disease wherever you roam
Got the brains of a garden gnome
Why are you a moron?
Voted for
Reagan not once but twice
And think that
Jerry
Farwell's nice
Do you keep your brain on ice?
Why are you a moron?
In the end you're all alone
No one calls you on the phone
Got no job you've got no home
Why are you a moron?
Hangin' out in the comode
Listening to
Depeche
Mode
You look like some kind a toad
You're just a fucking moron!"
I'm freezing up inside.
All my brain cellshave died.
Gonna get out of here.
I'mgonna get out of here.
I'm gonna get out of here tonight.--"
Hush little baby don't say a word : "
I woke up, can't wait to eat
And never mind that noise you heard :
Got my cereal, boy
I was beat
It just the beasts under your bed :
Opened the fridge and to my dismay
In your closet in your head!!!" :
There was no milk my mother will pay"

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