Lyrics - Gilbert And Sullivan 1 by Doug Anthony All Stars

Loudly let the trumpets bray
Tum
Tum
Tara,
Tum
Tum
Tara
Ladies and gentlemen we present for you now the lost songs of
Gilbert and
Sullivan's "
Mikado".
These songs were censored atthe time by
Queen
Victoria herself because of their intensepolitical and revolutionary nature.
We present them to you now,translated from the original
Japanese.
Loudly bang the sounding brasses
Bom
Bom
Babom
Bom
Bom
Bom
Can we walk hand in hand through the park?
We'll whisper sweet nothings and love sonnets by the bard
It's a love
I'll know will always last
If we walk hand in hand through the park
Shall we stroll along the promenade?
I shall buy you ice-cream treats and shield you from the sun
My heart beats louder than
Venus did for
Mars
Shall we stroll along the promenade?
Me lord,
High executioner!
Can you staple-gun my genitals to the wall?
I wouldn't normally beg but
I've been a trifle tense
We could both have a ball
If you staple-gun my genitals to the wall

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