Lyrics - Monsta' Rap by Elvira

Let me tell ya' 'bout a friend of mine.
A big bad brutha' named
Frankenstein.
In a torn up ole' monty lookin' mighty fine,
I mean the brutha' was smokin' litteraly!
Sewn up with a needle and thread!
Put together with parts from the dead!
Somethin' put his nut's on the side of his head.
What in the world were they thinkin'?
Drackula is afraid of the light.
He only comes outta' his coffin at night.
Slips out to have him a bite...outta' sombody's neck that is.
He's a vampire, vampire bat!
Suckin' on blood..it's low in fat!'
Cept
I don't know if he should really doin' that.
I mean
I hope he practices safe suck's!!!
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,everybody moove every body clap.
Wolfeman howlin' at the moon!
Hairy guy's just make me swoon!
Spray's his hair with
Vidal
Sassoon....
WHAT!
You mean that's a weave?!?
Can't see the
Invisible
Man!
Can't see his invisible tan!
Can't see his invisible hand!
OWW!
Who goosed me!?!
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,everybody moove every body clap.
Baby there's a monster livin' inside of you, and me!
Baby there's a monster livin' inside just dieing to be free!
OWWWWW!
Boris
Karloff,
Vincent
Price,
Bellah
Lugosi andthe
Poltergeist.
Peter
Cushing,
Christopher
Lee,and
The
Addams
Family.
Pyramid power of the
Mummy!
Aliens bursting from your tummy!
Their all monster's that
I love!
Freddy
Kruger give's good glove!
Dr.
Jekyl and
Mr.
Hyde!
Christine is the badest ride!
Roger
Corman,
Barbra
Steele!
Killer
Tomatoes have appeal!
Hanibal
Lector sick and mean!
Eat your heart with
Fatha
Beans!
Chuckie's just a living doll!
The
Fifty
Foot
Woman is awfully tall!
So's the
Amazing
Collasle
Man.
Gammara,
Mothraand
Rodan.
Godzilla tears up
Tokyo,while the
Phantom of the
Opera steals the show!
The
Blob,the
Fly, andthe
Thing!
Edgar
Allen
Poeand
Steven
King!
Jason in a
Hockey mask!
Zombies, freaks and maniacs!
They're the monster's
I adore!
Full of blood and guts and gore!
They make me wanna' scream and holler!
More and more and more and
MORE!!!!!!
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,everybody moove everybody clap. (everybody clap)
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,everybody moove every body clap.
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,everybody groove, everybody clap.(everybody groove everybody clap!)
Monsta' rap, everybody snap,everybody moove every body clap.
FADE
TO
END

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