Lyrics - Toxic Waltz by Exodus

THE
TOXIC
WALTZHere's a new dance craze
That's sweeping the nation
It's called the
Toxic
Waltz
And it's causing devastation
You're jumping up and down
Like a psycho circus clown
Slamming with waltzers
All the way around
You get caught up in the whip
Thrown into a flip
You aim for someone's head
To stain the floor red
Give someone a kick
To prove you're truly sick
Bounce back from some blows
And blood runs out your nose
Flailing round and round
And you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
On this rough new dance
If you dare!
To dive in!
There are some that try
But they don't survive
They don't hit!'cause they're wimps!
And this exercisehelps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!(chorus)
Everybody's doing the toxic waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
And slam your partner against the wall
Everybody's doing the toxic waltz
Good friendly violent fun in store for all
Get up off your ass and toxic waltz
If you hit the floor
You can always crawl!
Used to do the monkeybut now it's not cool
The twist and mashed potatoare no exception to the rule
So don't be a dunceand dance like a runt
Just throw your elbowswith good friendly violent fundon't start to cryif you get a black eyejust dive back inand give another trybut too much actionmay leave you in tractionso you better get insuranceno matter your enduranceflailing round and roundand you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chanceon the rough new dance
If you dare!to dive in!
There are some that trybut they wont survive
They dont hit!'cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
Helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!(chorus)
Everybody's doing the
Toxic
Waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltzand slam your partner against the walleverybody's doing the toxic waltzgood friendly violent fun in store for allget up off your ass and toxic waltzif you hit the floor you can always crawl!
Get up on your feet
Don't look so obsolete
And thrash like an athlete!
Don't sit there on your ass
Don't look like you got too much classyou'll be harassed!
You know we guarantee
This is the key
So rage or get the third degree!
You begin frontal assaultsand start your somersaults
And do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!

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