Lyrics - Mere Pseud Mag Ed by Fall

His heart organ was where it should be
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyche's in the hearth
Had a beard which was weird
Some time ago heard
Ramones in '81
Has a
Spanish guitar
Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
Spanish guitar doesn't get far
In computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the
Weetabix
A fancied wit that's imitation of
Rumpole of
Bailey
Who's causes and rags were phoenix-like
They were do-do like
They were comfort blanket type
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
He had a weak pisser
And one night at darts match
Decadent sandwich quaff
He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
Saw
Not the
Nine
O'
Clock
News
History of the
World
Part
One
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Mere pseud mag editor's father (x12)

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