Lyrics - Solicitor In Studio by Fall

Young dicks make
TVGet 'em away from me
Young dicks make
TVLoads of hair-style ideals
Here's the other end of the tale
Here's the other end of the scale
Law expert makes studio
He had waited so long
Patrick
Moore got a manifesto
He learned the words
Vid king and spontaneous
He learned the words
Analysis and through video
Solicitor in studio
If he got it right
Could be a celebrity
Like
M.
Pike
Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits
Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits
But solicitor in studio
Soon ran into trouble
From the start, trouble with mike
Noises and high pitched wines
Aggressive interviewer much too fast
Then up came
Beaumont
Dark
Ripped his argument to shreds
Solicitor in studio
Who ran into trouble
He inadvertently proved the point
That his profession was rot
Shh
Shh
Shh
Solicitor in studio
Who soon ran into trouble

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