Lyrics - In France by Frank Zappa

In
France
We're playin' in a test
It's payin' the rent
If you pooch a civilian,
It's a mayor event
In
France
Way down in
France
Way on down
Way on down
In
France
The girls is all salty
The boys is all sweet
The food ain't too shabby,
An' they piss in the street
In
France
Way down in
France
Way on down
Way on down
In
France
They got diseases
Like you never seen
Got a mystery blow-job
Turn your penis green
In
France
Way down in
France
Way on down
Way on down
In
France
They got some coffee,
Eatin' right through the cup,
An' when they go ka-ka
They make you stand up
In
France
Way down in
France
Way on down
Way on down
In
France
If you're not careful,
It'll stick to your cheeks
You'll smell like a native
For a couple of weeks
In
France
Way down in
France
Way on down
Way on down
In
France
We cannot wait
Till we go back
It gets so exciting
When the poodles 'react'
In
France
Way down in
France
Way on down
Way on down
In
France
Never try to get yo' penis sucked
In
France

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