Lyrics - The Clinton Song by Greed Seed

If
Clinton had
AIDS, we'd have a cure in a year
We'd be doing much more if
Al
Gore were a queer
We'd be close to a cure if
Hillary were a guy
It'd be priority one if one of them were going to die
If
Clinton were a woman, there'd be no more glass ceiling
Equal rights, equal pay, the old boys' club would be reeling
He'd have a much higher voice; he'd have much smaller bones
If
Clinton were a woman,
I'd pay to see him with
Paula
Jones
If
Clinton liked rap, he'd be hooked on ebonics
He'd be hard to decode, but a lot more laconic
He'd be one bad, righteous, dope homey mo-fo
If
Clinton liked rap,
Hillary would be the first ho

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