Lyrics - Message From The Scallop Boat by Gwar

Dear
Oderus
Urungus
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now
I'm doing 20 to lifefor killing the guythat was humping my wife
So
I thought
I'd write a letter to you
Scallop
Boat now baby
Scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
I used to work on a scallop boat
I made some money there
I used to do the
I.
V. coke
Lost some money there
Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.
V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat
Down here in jail
I do as
I'm able
Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here?
But there is one thing that
I don't understand
I thought
The
South
Pole was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in
Richmond?don't break up mankeep it together
I love you guys
I
LOVE
YOU
GUYSfunky funky scallop boat

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