Lyrics - Arthur's Farm by Half Man Half Biscuit

Arthur
Askee and
Dougie
Dougie's
Beetle
Went down to the
Animal
Farm.
Dug in for the poor,
They heard stories from the war.
And explaimed about the boil on his bum!
Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink,
And a drink and a drink and a drink.
Come the {?
RN ?} four, there were lemons to be sure,
Not one of them had even had a wink,
Of sleep.
Everybody sang as loud as they could,"
Two legs bad, but four legs good!"
This made the boys feel pretty impressed.{?
K.
Winding film ?}, it was "
Ay!
Ay!
At the
Helm",
While
Dougie
Beetle's wrapped among the ruins.
After {? only dodging ?} limbs and {? the
Oil of
Murphy ?} hymns
And a sale for some second-hand boots.
Years passed by, it got crazy in the sty.
It was stupid, it was total apathy!
Everybody asked around
As the
Beast of
Eeling
Sound,
Had been ruined by a busy busy bee!
And shouts were heard from the
East to the
West,"
Four legs good, but no legs best!"
Invalidity reigned supreme.
And shouts were heard from the
East to the
West,"
Four legs good, but no legs best!"{?
Frog-time ?} visit to another regime.

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