Lyrics - Dickie Davis Eyes by Half Man Half Biscuit

Mention the
Lord of the
Rings one more time
And
I'll more than likely kill you."
More cock, more cock,
Michael, more cock" you fervently moan.
Is this a {? wot ?} that you sholve down my throat,
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian
Moore's head looks uncannily like
London
Planetarium.
Chorus:
And all those people
Who you, romantically,
Like to still believe are alive,
Are dead!
So
I'll wipe my snots
On the arm of your chair
As you put another
Roger
Dean poster
On the wall.
God,
I could murder a {?
Cadbury's
Flake ?}!
Then
I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven.
Or maybe you would because they're like' there to promote oral sex!
A
Romani beams in a field with her paints,
Suggesting we faint at her beauty,
But she's got "
Dickie
Davis
Eyes!"
Chorus x 2

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