Lyrics - I Was A Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan by Half Man Half Biscuit

Yeah?
Woke up this morning and found myself in bed.
My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil.
I dreamt about about a love-affair
In far-off
B(y)uda-
Pest.
The sort of thing that shivers every {? pale. ?}
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I went on {?
Docksla ?} cuisine, in a bi-linguistic mood.
And
Morphy
Richards showed up with the goods.
I was feeling hungry both this morning and last night,and with an appetite like that you see the {? woods. ?}
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
Is this the bit where we're supposed to make guitars collide, and
Is this the bit where we release all that raw energy, and
Is this the bit where we go crashing through those barriers,
Like wot they do in music mags?!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair wham bam thank you.
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair wooo oooh ooh.
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair
Hon
Ved fan!

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