Lyrics - Trumpton Riots by Half Man Half Biscuit

Ow!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!{?
Unemployments rising
In the chigley end of town.
And it's speading like pneumonia;
Doesn't look like going down.
There's trouble at the fire station;
Someone's head to sack.
And the lads with homes and the larger schemes
Get rid of
Captain
Black.
Tell
B.
C.
Mc
Garry
To get himself a mate.
And
Ahmed tells the
C.
S.
Gas
They're gonna be out late.{?
Will has had cankers forming in ?} since 1966.
And throws subversions in the air
The shape of flying bricks!
Chorus:
Someone get a message through
To
Captain
Snow
That they better start assembling
The boys from the
Balzac.
Keep
Mrs.
Honeyman right out of sight,'
Cause there's gonna be riot
Down in
Trumpton
Tonight.
All this aristocracy
Has really got to stop.
We could overthrow the surgery
And kidnap
Doctor {?
Muff! ?}
And {? ?? ?? ?? ?} the
Socialist
Who stormed the market square
And make plans to assasinate
Our autographic mayor!
Winding militant leaders{?
Bypass
Congress ?} into war
With {? ?? ?? ?? ?} and {? ?? ?? ?? ?}
They smash the town hall door.
But
Snorty and the boys arrive
With one by air-strike ????? ??? ??? they bring about
A military coup.
Chorus x 2

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