Lyrics - Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger

I had visions
I was in them
I was looking into the mirror
I couldn’t get any queerer
Even if
I tried
I’m a famous rock and roller
Look at me hey,
I’m on m-t-v
I look like drew carey
And
I’m big and fat(but fat is where it’s at)
I’m not straight, but
I am fat
Now how bout that...
I’m so fat
Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
And
I can’t stop eating
All
I do is watch tv
Put me in the hospital for nerves
And hyper obesity
I’m 5’6 four hundred three
I could have been the biggest star on mtv
God damn you
I’m not straight, but
I am fat
Now how bout that...
I’m so fat
I’m not straight, but
I am fat
Now how bout that...
I’m so fat
I wanna publish cd’s
And be on mtv
I wanna write good songs
I can’t but
I’m tryin’
I’m not as good as sublime
Without my glasses
I’m blind
I’m so damn blind
I’m so damn blind
Harvey danger, harvey danger
Now we’re a big one hit wonder
Did you ever wonder
What we’ll do after this song?
Hear the songs on my record
I swear to
God that we won’t be touring
Cause they’re so damn boring
The agony of my clogged veins are killing me
I’m not straight, but
I am fat
Now how bout that...
I’m so fat
I’m not straight, but
I am fat
Now how bout that...
I’m so fat

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