Lyrics - Too Fat Polka by James Last

Can she prance up a hill?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Can she dance a quadrille!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Does she fit in my coupe?
By herself she's a group.
Could she possibly sit up on my knee?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
She-s too fat for me!
I don't want heryou can have hershe's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for meoh
I don't want heryou can have herplease do that for me
She's too fatshe's too fat.
She's too fat for me.
I get dizzy
I clet numbo.
When i'm dancing with my
Jum-
Jum-
Jumbo.
She's a twosomeshe's a foursome
I seh'd lose some
I would like her moresome.

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