Lyrics - Beer Goggles by Lagwagon

The turn out tonight is weak
The crowd is looking meager
Only 40 to 50 in the flock but 3 more beers and
I'm playin'
Woodstock
And you can probably see that we're not all that tight
A couple more drinks will alter your sight
That does not mean fight
I'm not saying
I have to be drunk but tequila shots make it more fun
I'm havin' fun (
Chorus)
Oh,
Beer
Goggles
I love to put them on
Next to eachother at the bar
She's thinkin' he's the one
I'm thinkin' where's my car
She thinks
I look good
Obviously she didn't smell that fart "
Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?"
Hey man, it's a start "
Hi, my name's
Barbie" "
My name's
Ken"
The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head
I'm drunk again (
Repeat
Chorus)
And one size fits all!!!

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