Lyrics - White Hen Decapitator = by Macabre

(
Michael
Bethke)
This is a song about the
White
Hen
Decapitator.
Killed his co-worker with a chef knife they used in the store.
And for some reason he cut off his co-workers head.
Took a price gun and stamped it like a loaf of bread.
White
Hen
Decapitator -
He cut off his co-workers head.
White
Hen
Decapitator -
With a knife that they made sandwiches.
White
Hen
Decapitator -
Then he ran out of the store.
White
Hen
Decapitator -
Of the
Burnham
Illinois store.
When the customers came in they couldn=
B9t believe their eye=
B9s
Because waiting for them on the shelf was a big surprise.
A head with a price tag and something carved on the forehead.
Then the police caught him a few blocks away as he fled.

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