Lyrics - The At&t Song by Malachi Crunch

So
I switched over to the other guys after
I saw their ads
Y'know,
I use the phone a lot for my home business
And
I wanna get the best deal
I can
So
I opened up the phone bill ...
I swear to god
I thought it was a typo
I mean, where are the big savings???
If you come back now, we'll switch you for free
I had some problems with my bill
So
I called up them up
I wanted to ask them some questions
Y'know, talk about my bill
They put me on hold
I couldn't even talk to a person
I mean who has time for this?
If you come back now, we'll switch you for free
So
I was changing this light bulb
And the phone rings
Down the ladder
I come
And they ask me if
I want to switch phone companies
Promise me big savings
I asked them hey can you put it in writing?
And they wouldn't
Why would
I change from
AT&
T?
If you come back now, we'll switch you for free
So
I hooked up with the other guys
But it just wasn't the same quality as
I was used to
Y'know, with
AT&
TBut
I thought it would be too expensive to switch back
Then
I found it it doesn't cost anything
Now
I'm sorry
I ever left
If you come back now, we'll switch you for free
I dialed
Phoenix and
I kept getting
Fiji
Sooganakapeeci!
What?
So
I dialed again.
Sooganakapeeci!
So
I called the operator and tried to get credit for the call.
I'm sorry sir, you're not dealing with
AT&
TWell
I am now!
If you come back now, we'll switch you for free

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