Lyrics - Twenty-four Hours A Day by Apu - The Simpsons

Hello baby, it's
Apu to whom you are speaking
What's that baby, you areproposing we have a cookout at the beach then get a page from the kamasutra tothe sun rising all over the distancy
Sorry, baby that's impossible.
I wanna aconvinience store and baby you know what's that like
Got to sell the roadmaps.
Got to move that twelve packs,
I'm printing out the tickets for the lottery
Move out all that trail mix (???) make room for the beaf sticks
Informing allthat punch (???) this is no library, hey !
Yes, we have some string cheese.
Ihave to check those
IDs.
We running out of half and half and sweet and low
Oh,would you like some jurkey (???).
It comes in beef or turkey.
You see what
I amup to, baby
I can't go.
I'm working twenty-four hours a day.
That don't leave no time left to play.
We're open twenty-four hours a day.
That don't leave no time left to play, no,no, no
Heh, if
I deserted my forced who will be refilling in a hundret (???)
You ?
Idon't think so.
I make coffee for the riffraff(???) - regular and decaff
Itdowns twelve onces twenty outs(???) - one for the road, sir heatlamps dogs andchitos(???) microwave poritos obey the printed warning - or it's sure toexplode
I'd sit out front of magazines in which the subject matter's cleanbehind the counter there are dirty varietyit would help to make a fuzz
I do not make change for the bus
To use therestroom you must be an employee
I'm working twenty-four hours a day.
That don't leave no time left to play.
We're open twenty-four hours a day.
That don't leave no time left to play, no,no, no
Twenty-four hours a day
That don't leave no time left to play, no, no,no
Twenty-four hours a day
That don't leave no time left to play, no, no, no,yes, yes, yes
I came to this country from a far away subcontinent
With dreams to make afortune to in the movie industry
But instead
I'm making squishis (???) in achecker dressed (???)oh how
I wish the camera on the ceiling wasn't just therefor security
Oh,
I feel much better now.
I was a little sad there, but
I'm very happy again.
Oh, this is good.
Yes
I like this.
This is my favorit part of the song.
Yes, mygreat-grand-dad (???) used to dance to this
Used to work it on out
This is avery funky part now
I'm working twenty-four hours a day.
That don't leave no time left to play.
We're open twenty-four hours a day.
That don't leave no time left to play, no,no, no
Twenty-four hours a day
Hello steady customer
OK, lets see.
That's one package of importancy vitamins,three (teams???) of smokeless tabaco and one box of honey (???) popcornclusters.
That would be nothing, because you're carring a gun.
Oh, here we goagain - please
Sir, may
I ask if you tie me up you use the nylon robe.
It feelsso much softer against my skin than the other time.
Yes, you find it in theback, between the video games and the non-dairy creamer.

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