Lyrics - Brave Sir Robin by Monty Python

Bravely bold
Sir
Robin rode forth from
Camelot
He was not afraid to die,
O brave
Sir
Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave
Sir
Robin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And all his limbs hacked and mangled, brave
Sir
Robin
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis...
He is brave
Sir
Robin,
Brave
Sir
Robin who...
To fight and...............
Brave
Sir
Robin ran away
Bravely, ran away...away...
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave
Sir
Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely talking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave,
Sir
Robin

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