Lyrics - The Penis Song by Monty Python

GOOD
EVENING,
LADIES
AND
GENTLEMEN,
HERE'
S
ALITTLE
NUMBER
I
TOSSED
OFF
RECENTLY
IN
THECARIBBEAN.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or
John
Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your
Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
CMCALONEY@mta.ca

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