Lyrics - Two Legs by Monty Python

Intro:
AND
NOW
MR.
TERRY
GILLIAMWILL
SING
FOR
YOU "
I'
VE
GOTTWO
LEGS"
I've got two legs from my hips to the ground
And when
I move them they walk around
And when
I lift them they the stairs
And when
I shave them they ain't got hairs
I've got two...