Lyrics - Alsatian Cousin by Morrissey

Were you and he lovers ?
And would you say so if you were ?
On a forecourt
On a friday
Passing my way
Oh...
Were you and he lovers ?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide
A note upon his desk
P.s. bring me home and have me!
Leather elbows on a tweed coat-oh!-
Is that the best you can do ?
So came his reply :
But on the desk is where
I want you!
So
I ask (even though
I know):
Were you and he lovers ?

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