Lyrics - Dmv by Primus

I’ve been to hell.
I spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone that’s been there knows precisely what
I mean
Stood there and
I’ve waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if
I had my druthers
I’d screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless
When
I need relief
I spell it thc
Perhpas you may know vaguely what
I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As
I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life’s a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless
I’ve been to hell.
I spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone that’s been there knows precisely what
I mean
I’ve stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if
I had my druthers
I’d screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless

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