Lyrics - Throw The 'r' Away by Proclaimers

The proclaimers - throw the ’r’ away
I’ve been so sad
Since you said my accent was bad
He’s worn a frown
This caledonian clown
Some days
I stand
On your green and pleasant land
How dare
I show face
When my diction is such a disgrace
I’m just going to have to learn to hesitate
To make sure my words
On your saxon ears don’t grate
But
I wouldn’t know a single word to say
If
I flattened all the vowels
And threw the ’r’ away
You say that if
I want to get ahead
The language
I use should he left for dead
It doesn’t please your ear
And though you tell it like a leg pull
I think your still full of john bull
You just refuse to hear
Oh what can
I do
To be understood by you
Perhaps for some money
I could talk like a bee dripping honey.

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