Lyrics - Stool Softener by Righteous Pigs

Doe prescribes me
Tylenol
Three
Because
I fell and hurt my knee
I've been taken them a fucken week
Since then
I've taken many leaks
Inside my stomach
I feel a lump
I want to take a shit from my rump
I lie here and
I'm constipated
Last time
I shit is now outdated
Here
I sit broken hearted
I tried to shit but
I only farted
I miss the fucken burning sensation
But all
I feel is constipation
I need to take some fucken
Ex-
Lax
Or become incontinent so my bowels relax
My fucken shit is hard as wood
I'd try to shit if
I knew
I could

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