Lyrics - Fatty Mcgee by Sandler Adam

[
Talking quietly]
M1: "
Ms.
Murphy is such a pain, man."
M2: "
We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another onetommorrow.
This sucks!"
M1: "
And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
M2: "
Well we better study our butts off."
M1: "
Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."
M2: "
Ok, enough talking, let's study!"
M1: "
All right."[
Turning pages][
Heavy steps]
M2: "
Uh oh"
M1: "
Oh no!
Fatty
Mc
Gee is coming.
We'll never get any studying donewith him in the library."[
Heavy steps continue]
M2: "
Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way outof breath!"[
Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
M1: "
Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
Fatty: [
Annoying whining voice] "
Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"
M1: "
Uh, yes
Fatty, we were."
Fatty: [
Still trying to catch breath] "
Great!
I'll join ya."[
Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
M2: "
Hey
Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch yourbreath?"
Fatty: "
No, no,
I'm catching it!"[
Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
M1: "
Ok, ok
Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're tryingto concentrate."
Fatty: [
Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "
Sure, no problem."
M1: "
Oh man."
Fatty: [
Still snorting and whining loudly] "
This test counts for eightypercent of our grade, you know."[
Whining continues even louder]
M1: "
Yes
Fatty, we know, we just said that."[
Wheezing continues a little softer]
M2: "
Fatty!
Please keep it down!"[
Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
M2: "
Is he sleeping!?"
M1: "
No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously
Fatty, keep the breathingdown." [
Snoring stops,more weird noise starts]
M2: "
Ahh geez
Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
Fatty: [
Pausing, snorting] "
I'm trying."[
Whining continues]
M1: "
Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy!
Please we gottastudy!"[
Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
M2: "
Oh no, that one's going to do it!"[
Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
M2: "
Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
Fatty: [
Continuing his
LOUD annoying whine] "
I'm sorry!"
Fireman
Ray: "
Fire!
Man the building!"
M1: "
Sorry
Fireman
Ray, it's not the fire alarm."
Fireman
Ray: "
Fatty
Mc
Gee, is that you again!?"
Fatty: [
Stillin whining annoyingly] "
Yes." [
Snort] "
Sorry." [
Snort]
Fireman
Ray: "
Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
Fatty: [
Whiney voice] "
But
I like the stairs!"
Fireman
Ray: [annoyed] "
Why!?"
Fatty: [
Still whining horribly] "
They're fun!"
Fireman
Ray: "
Oh
Fatty
Mc
Gee, you're the fattest!"[
Everyone laughing at stupid joke][
Raspberry]

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