Lyrics - Hanukkah Song Part Two by Sandler Adam

Time to take out those menorahs!
Put on your yamaca
It's time for
Hanukkah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate
Hanukkah
Hanukkah is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a
Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are
Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona
Ryder drinks
Manashevits' wine
Then spins a dredl with
Ralph
Lauren and
Calvin
Klein
Guess who give and receives loads of
Hanukkah toys?
The girls from
Barukasouhl and all three
Beastie
Boys
Lenny
Kravitz is half
Jewish,
Courtney
Love is half too
Put them together, what a funky, bad-ass
Jew
We got
Harvey
Kitell and falsh dancer
Jennifer
Bills
Jasmins
Bleuth from
Baywatche is
Jewish and
Yes her boobs are real
O.
J.
Simpson, still not a
Jew
But guess who is, the guy who does the voice for
Scooby-
Doo
Bob
Dylan was born a
Jew, then he wasn't, but now he's back
Mary
Tyler
Moore's husband is
Jewish 'cuz we're pretty good
In the sack
Guess who got bar mitzvah-ed on the
PGA tour?
No
I'm not talking about
Tiger
Woods,
I'm talking about
Mr.
Happy
Gilmore
So many
Jews are in the show-biz
Bruce
Springsteen isn't
Jewish, but my mother thinks he is
Tell that old harmonica, it's time to celebrate
Hanukkah
It's not pronounced
Chanukkah
The
C is silent in
Hanukkah
So your your
Hooked on
Phonic-a
Get drunk in
Teawonica
If you really really wanna-ka
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah

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