Lyrics - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call by Sandler Adam

[
Phone
Rings][
Mr.
Spindel picks it up]
Mr
Spindel: "
Hullo!"
Student: [
Whispering] "
Hey
Mr.
Spindel.
How's algebra class going?"[
Chuckling]
Mr
Spindel: "
Whut!?"
Student: [
Whispering] "
You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5thperiod!"[
Chuckling]
Mr
Spindel: "
Hey!
Who is this!"[
Student
Hangs up phone][
Dial tone]
Mr
Spindel: "
Hullo!"[
Dial tone]
Mr
Spindel: "
Hullo!"[
Dial tone]
Mr
Spindel: "
Who is this!?"[
Dial tone]
Mr
Spindel: "
Hullo!"[
Dial tone]
Mr
Spindel: "
Answer me!"[
Dial tone]
Mr
Spindel: "
Who is this!?"[
Dial tone]
Mr
Spindel: "
Hullo!"[
Dial tone]
Mr
Spindel: "
For
God's sake!
Who are you!?"[
Dial tone]
Mr
Spindel: "
Hullo!"[
Dial tone]
Mr
Spindel: "
Hullo!"[
Dial tone][
Operator recording playing "
If you'd like to make a call..."]
Mr
Spindel: "
Who is that!?"[
Recording continues]
Mr
Spindel: "
Hullo!"[
Recording continues]
Mr
Spindel: "
Who are you!?"[
Recording continues]
Mr
Spindel: "
Please answer me!"[
Silence][
Bleeping noise]
Mr
Spindel: "
Oh
God!
Who is this!?"[
Bleeping]
Mr
Spindel: "
Please stop it!
Why are you doing this!?"[
Bleeping]
Mr
Spindel: "
WHY!?
WHY!?"[
Bleeping]
Mr
Spindel: "
Just tell me your name."[
Bleeping]
Mr
Spindel: "
Please."[
Bleeping]
Mr
Spindel: "
I'm gonna hang up!"[
Bleeping]
Mr
Spindel: "
I'm warning you!"[
Bleeping]
Mr
Spindel: "
Hullo!"[
Bleeping]
Mr
Spindel: "
Whoever this is,
I'm gonna hang up!"[
Bleeping]
Mr
Spindel: "
That's it!"[
Bleeping]
Mr
Spindel: "
Damn you kids!!"[
Bleeping]
Mr
Spindel: "
Damn you!!"[
Slams down phone][
Phone rings][
Mr.
Spindel picks it up]
Mr
Spindel: "
Hullo?"
Ted: "
Yeah,
Bill."
Mr
Spindel: "
Oh,
TED!"
Ted: "
I've been trying to get through to you forever.
Who have you beentalking to?"
Mr
Spindel: "
I don't know.
So help me
God!
I don't know!"

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