Lyrics - Oh Mom by Sandler Adam

[
Silverware clicking]
M1: "
Can you pass the beats please?"
F1: "
Here you go"
M1: "
Thanks"
Brad: "
Hey
Mom, guess what?
I got invited to a party tonight!
And
I'mgonna go if that's ok with you."
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Brad: "
Why not
Mom?"
F1: "
Yeah, why mom?
He should go."
Brad: "
It's gonna be fun.
I'll get to meet new people..."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Brad: "
Oh mom..."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
F1: "
Don't wory
Brad."
F2: "
Hey mom,
I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34,which isn't that high of a price, but
I was nervous to buy it.
What doyou think?
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
F2: "
Really?
I really like it..."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
F2: "
Oh mom, who is?"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
F2: "
Mom, you're so paranoid."
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
M3: "
Hey mom,
I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for
Little
Leaguetry-outs."
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
M3: "
Yeah,
I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "
Do you think you could drop me off there?..."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "
How am
I gonna get there?"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "
I'll walk
I guess."
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
Please?"
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
Come on, mom."
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Brad: "
I'll get it for you
Cindy."
Cindy: "
Thanks
Brad."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Cindy: "
Thanks for the tip,
Ma."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Brad: "
Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Brad: "
Why are we eating inside?
It's a beautiful night.
We need to getout more."
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
Mother,
Brad is right."
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
We should go out, it'll be fun."
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
Come on, let's go,
I could go for some
Maple
Walnut."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "
Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
You wanna come
Dave?"
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Dave: "
No,
I'll hang out with mom."
M1: "
You sure?"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "
Yeah, go without me."
M3: "
All right, see you guys later."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "
How are you, mom?
Great meal tonight.
Sure is...
You sure knowhow to cook!
Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady.
Say mom, uhm, can
I gocanoeing next weekend with my friend
Barry?"
Mom: "
NOOO!!"
Dave: "
Please?"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "
Mom, you're over reacting!"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "
Why are you so overprotective!?"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "
Mom!
I'm going to the ice cream place!
You're just so set in yourways it drives me crazy!"[
Bangs on the table, gets up]
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"[
Screen door closes]
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at him!"

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