Lyrics - The New Chanukah Song by Sandler Adam

Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
So when you feel like the only kid in town
Without a
Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are
Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona
Ryder drinks
Manachevett's wine
Then spins a dreidel with
Ralph
Lauren and
Calvin
Klein
Guess who gives and receives loads of
Chanukah toys
The girls from
Veruca
Salt and all three
Beastie
Boys
Lenny
Kravits is half
Jewish
Courtney
Love is half, too
Put them together
What a funky, bad-ass
Jew!
We got
Harvey
Keitel
And flash dancer
Jennifer
Bill
Yasmine
Bleeth from
Baywatch is
Jewish
And, yes, her boobs are real
Put on that yarmulke
It's time for
Chanukah
Two time
Oscar winner
Dustin
Hoffmonica celebrates
Chanukah
OJ
Simpson, still not a
Jew
But guess who is
The guy who does the voice for
Scooby
Doo
Bob
Dylon was born a
Jew
Then he wasn't, but now he's back
Mary
Tyler
Moore's husband is
Jewish'
Cause we're pretty good in the sack
Guess who got barmitzvahhed on the
PGA
Tour
No,
I'm not talking about
Tiger
Woods
I'm talking about
Mr.
Happy
Gilmore
So many
Jews are in the showbiz
Bruce
Springstein isn't
Jewish
But my mother thinks he is
Tell that ho
Lamonica
It's time to celebrate
Chanukah
It's not pronounced
CH-anukah
The
C is silent in
Chanukah
So read your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in
Tiajuanica
If you really, really wannaca
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy,
Chanukah
Hapyy
Chanukah!

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