Lyrics - What The Hell Happened To Me by Sandler Adam

I used to ride a big wheel.
And sell lemonade.
Eat popcorn with
Grandpa while we watched a parade.
But now
I'm only happy when
I'm drinkin'
J.
D.
What the hell happened to me?
I used to have fun throwing snowballs.
With my best friend
Billy.
Then
Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly.
But now
I only get excited when
I see a girl pee.
What the hell happened to me?
I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood.
I only did the things that
Mama said
I should.
But now
I just do whatever
I want.
I even whipped it out in a restaurant.
I used to help clean the park in the middle of town.
Then played kickball ' til the sun went down.
But now all
I do is get
VD.
What the hell happened to me?
It makes no sense.
I can't believe
I ended up me.
I'm outta my gourd.
Won't somebody please help me.
I'm kind of a wierdo.

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