Lyrics - Swiss Army Girl by Scatterbrain

My girl's all a man could want, there ain't no doubt about her
I got a girl and yes indeed-
She's got everything
I need.
You know
I tried the rest, and then
I built the best.
I built myself a fine machine-
She does more than cook and clean.
I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my lady
My
Swiss
Army
Girl.
I'm a scientific genius and here's my story,
It all came together in my laboratory.
I couldn't find a dream girl to become my wife,
Then
I got this idea from my pocket knife.
Now you can call me crazy,
Dr.
Frankenstien,
But
I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine.
She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my
Swiss
Army
Girl.
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my
Swiss
Army
Girl.
Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah,
I'm no fool,
Great in bed or around the house-a handy tool.
Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs,
She canges into many things with lightning speed.
Now you can call me crazy,
Dr.
Frankenstien,
But
I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine.
My girl's all a man could wish-
She can even scale a fish.
Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a
Soloflex and so much more.
You know
I tried the rest, and then
I built the best.
Swiss
Army
Girl for me not you-
YODEL-
ODEL-
A-
HEE-
HOO!
She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my
Swiss
Army
Girl.
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my
Swiss
Army
Girl.

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